Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Another forward....
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones , what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my
daughter, Debbie . She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and
says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant
- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't
be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie ?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that
the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and
three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it
this time!!!!
"Okay, Mrs. Jones , what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my
daughter, Debbie . She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and
says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant
- about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't
be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Debbie ?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that
the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and
three wise men came over the hill. And there's no way I'm going to miss it
this time!!!!
One Smart Farmer
Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, thetraffic built up at an alarming rate.The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run overat a rate of three to six a day.So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,
"You've got todo something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of mychickens."
"*What do you want me to do?*" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazydrivers!"
So the next day, the county workers erected a sign that said
*SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,
"You've got to dosomething about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make themgo even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers and they put up a newsign:
*SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
But that sped the drivers up evenmore!So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff,
"Your signs are doing no good. CanI put up my own sign?"
The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything if it wouldget him to stop calling every day. He said,
"Sure thing, put up whatever youwant."
And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.Three weeks later, the sheriff's curiosity got the best him and he decidedto give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers? Did youput up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got togo. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself
"I'd better goout there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WEcould use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw nearly hit thefloor at what he saw. There, painted neatly on a sheet of plywood was FarmerJohn's sign:
*NUDIST COLONY: GO SLOW -- WATCH FORCHICKS
"You've got todo something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of mychickens."
"*What do you want me to do?*" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazydrivers!"
So the next day, the county workers erected a sign that said
*SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.
Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,
"You've got to dosomething about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make themgo even faster."
So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers and they put up a newsign:
*SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
But that sped the drivers up evenmore!So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff,
"Your signs are doing no good. CanI put up my own sign?"
The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything if it wouldget him to stop calling every day. He said,
"Sure thing, put up whatever youwant."
And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.Three weeks later, the sheriff's curiosity got the best him and he decidedto give Farmer John a call.
"How's the problem with those drivers? Did youput up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got togo. I'm very busy."
He hung up the phone.The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself
"I'd better goout there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WEcould use to slow down drivers..."
So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw nearly hit thefloor at what he saw. There, painted neatly on a sheet of plywood was FarmerJohn's sign:
*NUDIST COLONY: GO SLOW -- WATCH FORCHICKS
Great Statements
Forgiving or punishing the terrorists is left to God. But, fixing their appointment with God is our responsibility - Indian Army
Updated statement for this IN S/W INDUSTRY........
Forgiving or punishing the Developer is left to Manager. But, fixing their appointment with Manager is our responsibility - Tester
(We all knew that..... but this one is damn good. )
Forgiving or punishing the Manager is left to Client. But, fixing their appointment with Client is our responsibility - Developer
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